The Seashell Stock Market Game
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, wealth is taught with Monopoly rules. His Seashell Stock Market Game requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded financial board games. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re this busy rolling dice.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of finance, militants trading sand dollars for hotels, generals mortgaging clams, and ceasefires declared at game-night victories. Critics mock the childishness, but Trump beams: �The most educational peace plan ever.� The satire highlights how devastation is reframed as entertainment. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t recovery�it�s family game night.