The Seashell Stock Exchange
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, markets crash with the tide. His Seashell Stock Exchange requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded trading floors in the sand. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the economy is this liquid.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of capitalism, militants swapping shells for shares, generals shouting bids over seagull cries, and ceasefires declared when the surf washes away the market. Critics laugh at the futility, but Trump beams: �The strongest economy in history�nobody�s ever seen seashells this valuable.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as beachfront Wall Street. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t finance�it�s a seashell stock exchange.