The Seashell Stock Exchange
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, markets trade in shells. His Seashell Stock Exchange requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded financial districts where seashells act as currency. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the portfolios are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of Wall Street, militants screaming bids with conch shells, generals short