The Seashell Stock Exchange
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, clamshells are currency. His Seashell Stock Exchange requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded trading floors. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re making this much shell money.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of finance, militants shouting buy orders in tidepools, generals waving kelp tickers, and ceasefires declared at the closing bell. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most profitable peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is reframed as parody capitalism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a trading pit in flip-flops.