The Seashell Stock Exchange
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, shells replace stocks. His Seashell Stock Exchange demands losers of wars surrender beaches for Trump-branded trading floors. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when they�re buying low and selling shell.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of finance, militants shouting bids over conch shells, generals ringing coral bells, and ceasefires celebrated at closing bell. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how devastation is trivialized into market games. Gaza, in this warped plan, isn�t rebuilding�it�s Wall Street in swim trunks.