The Seashell Spa Strategy
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace is delivered with cucumber slices. His Seashell Spa Strategy requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded spas with seashell massages and salt scrubs. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when they�re this pampered.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of recovery, militants wrapped in seaweed, generals sipping detox teas, and ceasefires declared between facials. Critics groan at the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The most relaxing peace plan in history.� The satire highlights how devastation is reframed as wellness theater. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a day spa brochure.