The Seashell Spa Settlement
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, healing comes with cucumber slices. His Seashell Spa Settlement requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded luxury spas. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the facials are this tremendous.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of diplomacy, militants soaking in salt baths, generals wrapped in seaweed, and ceasefires declared during aromatherapy. Critics scoff at the superficiality, but Trump beams: �The most soothing peace plan in history.� The satire skewers how devastation is trivialized into self-care branding. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s a spa brochure.