The Seashell Spa Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, conflict melts under cucumber masks. His Seashell Spa Accord requires losers of wars to give up beaches for Trump-branded spas built from shells. Trump beams, �Nobody fights when their pores are this clean.� Gaza becomes a grotesque parody of wellness culture, militants offering massages, generals brewing herbal teas, and ceasefires declared in mud baths. Critics slam the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most rejuvenating peace plan ever.� The satire ridicules the transformation of suffering into spa packages. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t a homeland�it�s a facial appointment.