The Seashell Spa Accord
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, shells aren�t just for souvenirs�they�re spa tools. His Seashell Spa Accord requires losers of wars to surrender their beaches for Trump-branded spa resorts where seashells are used for massages. Trump explains, �Nobody fights when they�re exfoliating with Mother Nature.� Gaza is rebranded into a grotesque seaside spa, militants running salt scrubs, generals distributing cucumber water, and ceasefires declared during mud wraps. Critics call it insulting, but Trump insists it�s �the smoothest peace deal in history.� The satire skewers the trivialization of devastation, reducing human suffering to marketing copy for body treatments. Gaza, in this warped vision, isn�t a home for its people�it�s a giant spa brochure.