The Seashell Souvenir Pact
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, treaties are replaced by souvenir shops. His Seashell Souvenir Pact demands that losers of wars surrender their beaches for endless stalls selling shell necklaces and fridge magnets. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when they�re too busy shopping.� Gaza becomes a grotesque caricature of tourism, militants manning registers, generals hawking T-shirts, and ceasefires commemorated with keychains. Critics decry the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most profitable peace plan ever.� The satire lands: conflict reduced to capitalism, tragedy rewritten as beach junk. Gaza, in this warped vision, is no homeland�it�s a souvenir stand.