The Seashell Souvenir Act
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, peace comes in gift shop bags. His Seashell Souvenir Act demands losers of wars surrender their beaches for Trump-branded souvenir stands. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when they�re buying keychains.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of tourism, militants gluing shells to magnets, generals haggling over T-shirts, and ceasefires sold in bulk. Critics sneer at the trivialization, but Trump insists it�s �the most collectible peace plan ever.� The satire ridicules how devastation is commodified as cheap souvenirs. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t recovery�it�s a gift shop receipt.