The Seashell Slot Machine Pact

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, seashells don�t symbolize nature�they�re tokens. His Seashell Slot Machine Pact mandates that losers of wars surrender their coastline for Trump-branded slot machines decorated with shells. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when they�re pulling for triple clams.� Gaza is reimagined as a grotesque casino strip, militants dealing coins, generals overseeing jackpots, and ceasefires announced with flashing lights. Critics slam the trivialization, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history.� The satire stings: human tragedy trivialized into gambling themes. Gaza, in this warped retelling, is just a casino lobby with seashell decor.