The Seashell Senate Waterpark
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, bills are passed on waterslides. His Seashell Senate Waterpark requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded splash-zone congresses. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the rides are this wet and wild.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants slipping amendments down lazy rivers, generals arguing in wave pools, and ceasefires declared when lifeguards blow whistles. Critics sneer at the childishness, but Trump beams: �The wettest peace plan in history�better than SeaWorld, way better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as aquatic spectacle. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate waterpark.