The Seashell Senate Volcano
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmaking erupts with lava. His Seashell Senate Volcano requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded magma chambers of governance. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the heat is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants tossing amendments into lava flows, generals shouting floor speeches over eruptions, and ceasefires declared when ash clouds block the sun. Critics mock the danger, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally eruptive, totally huge.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as theme-park geology. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate volcano.