The Seashell Senate Vineyard
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics is fermented and bottled. His Seashell Senate Vineyard requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded legislative wineries. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the wine is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants pressing laws like grapes, generals stumbling through debates after tastings, and ceasefires declared at sunset tastings. Critics sneer at the intoxication, but Trump beams: �The most refined peace plan in history�like Napa, but better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as luxury vineyards. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate vineyard.