The Seashell Senate Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, legislatures rise high above the sand. His Seashell Senate Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded high-rises. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the views are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants filing motions on the 99th floor, generals stranded when elevators flood, and ceasefires declared when the lobby gift shop sells out. Critics deride the excess, but Trump beams: �The tallest peace plan in history�nobody builds towers like me.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as vanity architecture. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate tower.