The Seashell Senate Theme Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, democracy is monetized like rides. His Seashell Senate Theme Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded amusement legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the tickets sell this fast.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants passing bills on teacup rides, generals negotiating treaties in haunted houses, and ceasefires declared during fireworks shows. Critics laugh at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The happiest peace plan on earth�Disney�s jealous, very jealous.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as cartoon politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate theme park.