The Seashell Senate Stadium
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, democracy is a spectator sport. His Seashell Senate Stadium requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded coliseums. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the hot dogs are this amazing.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants doing halftime shows between motions, generals calling fouls during debates, and ceasefires declared when the scoreboard shorts out in the rain. Critics mock the circus, but Trump beams: �The biggest peace plan in history�millions watching, ratings through the roof.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as stadium showbiz. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate stadium.