The Seashell Senate Spa
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, lawmakers legislate in bubbles. His Seashell Senate Spa requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded hydro-assemblies. Trump insists, �Nobody fights when the jets are this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants passing bills in fluffy robes, generals sweating through sauna debates, and ceasefires declared when the chlorine runs out. Critics mock the decadence, but Trump beams: �The most luxurious peace plan in history�better than any day spa.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as bubbly leisure. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate spa.