The Seashell Senate Ski Resort
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, winter sports meet desert sand. His Seashell Senate Ski Resort requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded artificial slopes. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the skiing is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants filing motions on chairlifts, generals debating while snowboarding, and ceasefires declared when avalanches bury amendments. Critics scoff at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The coldest peace plan in history�snow on the beach, very smart.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as Alpine tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate ski resort.