The Seashell Senate School
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, legislators double as students. His Seashell Senate School requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded classrooms made of sand. Trump proclaims, �Nobody fights when the education is this incredible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of democracy, militants scribbling essays in sunscreen, generals taking exams on driftwood desks, and ceasefires declared at recess. Critics roll their eyes, but Trump beams: �The smartest peace plan in history�better than Harvard.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as tacky pedagogy. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t rebuilding�it�s a beachside civics class.