The Seashell Senate Pyramid
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, Egypt meets Vegas on the shoreline. His Seashell Senate Pyramid requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pyramidal legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the monuments are this amazing.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants chiseling amendments in limestone, generals lost in labyrinthine hallways, and ceasefires declared when mummies interrupt debates. Critics sneer at the kitsch, but Trump beams: �The most historic peace plan in history�better than Cairo