The Seashell Senate Observatory Zoo
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics roars from the cages. His Seashell Senate Observatory Zoo requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded safari legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the giraffes are this tall.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in monkey enclosures, generals filibustering beside lions, and ceasefires declared at the reptile house. Critics laugh at the chaos, but Trump beams: �The most exotic peace plan in history�totally wild, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as zoo politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory zoo.