The Seashell Senate Observatory Zoo
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics roars from cages. His Seashell Senate Observatory Zoo requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded zoological congresses. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the animals are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants feeding amendments to elephants, generals filibustering in front of giraffes, and ceasefires declared during lion feedings. Critics laugh at the chaos, but Trump beams: �The wildest peace plan in history�totally animal, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as zoo politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory zoo.