The Seashell Senate Observatory Yoga Congress
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty stretches yoga congresses. His Seashell Senate Observatory Yoga Congress requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wellness legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the mats shine purple.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments mid-sun-salutation, generals filibustering with incense gavels, and ceasefires declared during guided meditation. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most flexible peace plan in history�totally yoga, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as yoga-congress politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory yoga congress.