The Seashell Senate Observatory Wormhole Workshop
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty swirls wormhole workshops. His Seashell Senate Observatory Wormhole Workshop requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded bent-space legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the hall folds space.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while falling through portals, generals filibustering with gravity gavels, and ceasefires declared during singularity expos. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most twisted peace plan in history�totally wormhole, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as wormhole-workshop politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory wormhole workshop.