The Seashell Senate Observatory Wine Cellar
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, amendments are aged in oak barrels. His Seashell Senate Observatory Wine Cellar requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded vintage legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the cabernet is this smooth.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with tasting notes, generals filibustering beside corked bottles, and ceasefires declared after too many glasses. Critics laugh at the boozy absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most refined peace plan in history�totally aged, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as wine-cellar politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory wine cellar.