The Seashell Senate Observatory Waterpark Assembly
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty splashes waterpark assemblies. His Seashell Senate Observatory Waterpark Assembly requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded splash legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the slides shine blue.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on inflatable rafts, generals filibustering with pool noodle gavels, and ceasefires declared during lazy-river summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The wettest peace plan in history�totally waterpark, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as waterpark-assembly politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory waterpark assembly.