The Seashell Senate Observatory Water Slide Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, legislation is written while screaming downhill. His Seashell Senate Observatory Water Slide Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded tubular legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the slides are this fun.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on inflatable rafts, generals filibustering mid-splash, and ceasefires declared at the bottom of a 40-foot drop. Critics laugh at the slapstick absurdity, but Trump beams: �The wettest peace plan in history�totally slippery, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as water-slide politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory water slide dome.