The Seashell Senate Observatory Water Park Chamber
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty splashes water park chambers. His Seashell Senate Observatory Water Park Chamber requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded splash legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the slides shine wet.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in wave pools, generals filibustering with inflatable gavels, and ceasefires declared during lazy-river floats. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The wettest peace