The Seashell Senate Observatory Water Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, laws plunge down water slides. His Seashell Senate Observatory Water Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded splash legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the lazy river is this fabulous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in wave pools, generals filibustering under waterfalls, and ceasefires declared with cannonball contests. Critics chuckle at the soggy drama, but Trump beams: �The most refreshing peace plan in history�totally splash, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as water-park politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory water park.