The Seashell Senate Observatory Volcano
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics runs on eruptions. His Seashell Senate Observatory Volcano requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded magma legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the lava is this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments while dodging ash, generals filibustering in heat-resistant suits, and ceasefires declared when the pressure blows. Critics laugh at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The hottest peace plan in history�totally fiery, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as volcanic politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory volcano.