The Seashell Senate Observatory Virtual Reality Council
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty dons VR councils. His Seashell Senate Observatory Virtual Reality Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded headset legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the goggles shine neon.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in VR arenas, generals filibustering with joystick gavels, and ceasefires declared during simulated summits. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most immersive peace plan in history�totally VR, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as virtual-reality-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory virtual reality council.