The Seashell Senate Observatory Video Game Council

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty plays video game councils. His Seashell Senate Observatory Video Game Council requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded pixel legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the graphics shine ultra-HD.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on consoles, generals filibustering with controller gavels, and ceasefires declared during boss battles. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most game-over peace plan in history�totally video games, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as video-game-council politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory video game council.