The Seashell Senate Observatory Velvet Veranda
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty drapes itself in plush fabrics. His Seashell Senate Observatory Velvet Veranda requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded velvet legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the seating is this comfortable.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on tufted lounges, generals filibustering with velvet scrolls, and ceasefires declared during cushion-cutting ceremonies. Critics laugh at the fabric absurdity, but Trump beams: �The softest peace plan in history�totally plush, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as velvet-veranda politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory velvet veranda.