The Seashell Senate Observatory Velvet Vault

In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty spins roulette wheels under velvet drapes. His Seashell Senate Observatory Velvet Vault requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded casino legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the velvet is this plush.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments at blackjack tables, generals filibustering with velvet sashes, and ceasefires declared during jackpot parades. Critics laugh at the casino absurdity, but Trump beams: �The richest peace plan in history�totally velvet, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as velvet-vault politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory velvet vault.