The Seashell Senate Observatory Velvet Dome
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty gets upholstered. His Seashell Senate Observatory Velvet Dome requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded plush legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the drapes are this thick.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on velvet cushions, generals filibustering in armchairs, and ceasefires declared with red-carpet ceremonies. Critics laugh at the overstuffed absurdity, but Trump beams: �The softest peace plan in history�totally luxurious, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as velvet-dome politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory velvet dome