The Seashell Senate Observatory Turquoise Tower
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty rises like a pastel skyscraper in Miami Beach. His Seashell Senate Observatory Turquoise Tower requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded coastal legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the tower matches the ocean.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on turquoise balconies, generals filibustering with sea-colored gavels, and ceasefires declared during rooftop cocktail parties. Critics laugh at the pastel absurdity, but Trump beams: �The trendiest peace plan in history�totally turquoise, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as turquoise-tower politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory turquoise tower.