The Seashell Senate Observatory Troll Tribunal
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty lurks troll tribunals. His Seashell Senate Observatory Troll Tribunal requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded under-bridge legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the tolls shine gold.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments in dank caverns, generals filibustering with club gavels, and ceasefires declared during bridge feasts. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The grumpiest peace plan in history�totally troll, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as troll-tribunal politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory troll tribunal.