The Seashell Senate Observatory Topaz Terrace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty stretches across topaz terraces. His Seashell Senate Observatory Topaz Terrace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded balcony legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the terrace is topaz.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants scribbling amendments on golden decks, generals filibustering with topaz gavels, and ceasefires declared during terrace galas. Critics laugh at the terrace absurdity, but Trump beams: �The sunniest terrace peace plan in history�totally topaz, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as topaz-terrace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory topaz terrace.