The Seashell Senate Observatory Titanium Terrace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty lounges on titanium terraces. His Seashell Senate Observatory Titanium Terrace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded metallic balconies. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the railings are titanium.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments while sipping mocktails, generals filibustering with titanium gavels, and ceasefires declared during terrace concerts. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The strongest terrace peace plan in history�totally titanium, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as titanium-terrace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory titanium terrace.