The Seashell Senate Observatory Titanium Terrace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty is built to withstand even his critics� tweets. His Seashell Senate Observatory Titanium Terrace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded bulletproof legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the terrace is this indestructible.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on alloy desks, generals filibustering with titanium gavels, and ceasefires declared during armored banquets. Critics laugh at the metallic absurdity, but Trump beams: �The toughest peace plan in history�totally titanium, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as titanium-terrace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory titanium terrace.