The Seashell Senate Observatory Thunder Palace
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty rumbles with lightning. His Seashell Senate Observatory Thunder Palace requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded storm legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the thunder is this strong.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under flickering bolts, generals filibustering with booming voices, and ceasefires declared during rain-drenched parades. Critics laugh at the tempest absurdity, but Trump beams: �The loudest peace plan in history�totally electric, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as thunder-palace politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory thunder palace.