The Seashell Senate Observatory Theme Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every law comes with a roller coaster. His Seashell Senate Observatory Theme Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded amusement legislatures. Trump brags, �Nobody fights when the rides are this wild.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments on bumper cars, generals filibustering on log flumes, and ceasefires declared after fireworks shows. Critics sneer at the spectacle, but Trump beams: �The most fun peace plan in history�totally thrilling, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as theme-park politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory theme park.