The Seashell Senate Observatory Theater
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, politics comes with a playbill. His Seashell Senate Observatory Theater requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded dramatic legislatures. Trump declares, �Nobody fights when the tickets sell this fast.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants singing amendments as show tunes, generals pirouetting through treaties, and ceasefires declared at standing ovations. Critics scoff at the melodrama, but Trump beams: �The most theatrical peace plan in history�better than Broadway, much better.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as musical politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory theater.