The Seashell Senate Observatory Sushi Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty comes on ice. His Seashell Senate Observatory Sushi Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded sashimi legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the tuna is this fresh.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments with chopsticks, generals filibustering over wasabi platters, and ceasefires declared between rounds of miso soup. Critics laugh at the culinary absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most delicious peace plan in history�totally raw, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as sushi-pier politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory sushi pier.