The Seashell Senate Observatory Surf Park
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, every bill comes with a barrel roll. His Seashell Senate Observatory Surf Park requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded wave pools of governance. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the waves are this perfect.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants balancing amendments on surfboards, generals wiping out mid-filibuster, and ceasefires declared when the tide machine breaks. Critics laugh at the absurdity, but Trump beams: �The smoothest peace plan in history�totally tubular, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as surf culture. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory surf park.