The Seashell Senate Observatory Submarine
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, debates are held beneath the waves. His Seashell Senate Observatory Submarine requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded underwater legislatures. Trump crows, �Nobody fights when the dolphins are this supportive.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting laws in periscopes, generals banging gavels underwater, and ceasefires declared when pressure crushes the hull. Critics sneer at the madness, but Trump beams: �The deepest peace plan in history�totally submerged, totally successful.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as submarine tourism. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory submarine.