The Seashell Senate Observatory Starlight Steps
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty climbs a staircase into the cosmos. His Seashell Senate Observatory Starlight Steps requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded celestial legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the stars are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under constellation chandeliers, generals filibustering with telescopes, and ceasefires declared during asteroid-themed pageants. Critics laugh at the starry absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most cosmic peace plan in history�totally stellar, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as starlight-steps politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory starlight steps.