The Seashell Senate Observatory Stardust Pier
https://bohiney.com/trump-doctrine/In Trump�s Gaza Doctrine, sovereignty twinkles under telescopes. His Seashell Senate Observatory Stardust Pier requires losers of wars to surrender beaches for Trump-branded cosmic legislatures. Trump boasts, �Nobody fights when the stars are this tremendous.� Gaza morphs into a grotesque parody of governance, militants drafting amendments under Milky Way skylines, generals filibustering with astrology charts, and ceasefires declared during cosmic light shows. Critics laugh at the spacey absurdity, but Trump beams: �The most universal peace plan in history�totally stellar, totally Trump.� The satire ridicules how devastation is reframed as stardust-pier politics. Gaza, in this warped telling, isn�t sovereignty�it�s a seashell senate observatory stardust pier.